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Wed May 11, 2005, 10:29 AM


Mood: Buggered Reflective ...
Listening to: Tracy Chapman ...
Reading: Waiting for The Da Vinci Code
Watching: my reflection in your eyes...

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Dammit ! Another link off-line !
But to give you all something to laugh anyway...
Here's an old, but not well known link which is very funny ... try it !
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Here, let me give you a little piece of the "Arcata Police Log" in advance then .... just to make you hungry for more ... :lol:

9:13 a.m. Folklore notwithstanding, one is not entitled to strip a motel room of everything not nailed down. If those towels don’t show up by noon, there’ll be a charge on her credit card.

10:16 a.m. Morons decorated the Redwood Lounge.

12:06 p.m. Love’s dying embers still emit a spark now and then, as a woman reported a spat with her ex-girlfriend.


3:52 p.m. A dog ran all panicky through a Valley West motel lobby, trapped in a sanitized-for-its-convenience world it never made.

4:39 p.m. The roiling humanity around an I Street information kiosk swelled to levels requiring police dilution.

4:47 p.m.
A trailer park struck a harsh chord
When somebody brandished a sword
Well, not quite a saber
An angrified neighbor
Held management off with a board.

Just a few entries and not even the best ... go and read and laugh. :blowkiss:

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:iconmdog02:
You're teasing me! I was already for a good, much needed laugh and your link doesn't work! Bummer! =D

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and a joint was a bad place to be”
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:iconmadambesson:
:nod: yep sis..they took the link off line.
I'll start a new page just like the on that disappeared, how 'bout that?

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The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool.
:iconavalokita:
That's just great sis !

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A monster lies in wait in me,
a stew of wounds and misery.
But fiercer still in life and limb,
the me that lies in wait in him.
~Filmore Bell.

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:iconavalokita:
That most certainly is a bummer !
But my sis promised to make a page like the one that dissapeared ... :bounce:
We'll see ....I'll give you the link of course when it's ready....
ut there's another link in my new journal .... very laughable as well .... have fun ! ;-)

--
A monster lies in wait in me,
a stew of wounds and misery.
But fiercer still in life and limb,
the me that lies in wait in him.
~Filmore Bell.

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:iconmdog02:
hehe... That is a good one, there's some funny stuff there. It hits close to home too. Arcata's where I live and the Arcata Eye is one of our local weekly papers. :)

--
my mom's page

support artists! I mean it!

“i wish coke was still cola
and a joint was a bad place to be”
-merle haggard
:iconfangfingers:
hmmm ....of course it has to be California...which is known affectionately by the other states as the " Land of Fuits and Nuts " :O_o:...



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:iconavalokita:
Is it really ??
Well Mike , that gives me an entirely diffrent look on you of course ! ;-)
Just kidding , it must be a true inspiration to live in a town where the police log is as readable as this one is .... Bravo Arcata ! :clap:

--
A monster lies in wait in me,
a stew of wounds and misery.
But fiercer still in life and limb,
the me that lies in wait in him.
~Filmore Bell.

my Stock :camera:
:iconavalokita:
He heh ... " Land of Fuits and Nuts " :giggle:

--
A monster lies in wait in me,
a stew of wounds and misery.
But fiercer still in life and limb,
the me that lies in wait in him.
~Filmore Bell.

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